Chasing a male god for a year and a half, he was blacked out 32 times. Men, playing hard to get.

　　Creation statement: This article is a fictional creation, please do not associate with reality.

　　The male god sent a circle of friends: I really thought about Children's Day, but I looked down. How can I have a child with 185 and six abdominal muscles? I privately talked about him: Yes? Look at the abdominal muscles? The next second, he blacked me out.

　　? 1 It is said that women chase men's interlayer yarn. But I'm probably a mosquito, separated from Xie Yi by a screen window. After chasing him for a year and a half, he was blacked out 32 times. Oh, man, play hard to get, don't think I don't know. About to meet downstairs in their dormitory, he came out lazily in slippers. "Come on, what reason did you make up this time?" I handed the bag in my hand and smiled. "This is a Children's Day for your old man." Every time I am blacked out, I have to find an excuse to call him out and coax him to leave the little black room as soon as possible. Today is no exception. Xie Yi opened the gift bag and looked at it with disgust. "Eating too much sugar has a toothache. What is this? Spicy strips? Eating too much has a stomachache. What strange thing is this? You won't deliberately engage in that kind of trick snacks ... ""Then give it back to me! " I reached for it, but he hid behind me, and my face went straight to his shoulder. Sun-tanned mascara got on his white T-shirt. Fortunately, he didn't find out. "If you give it to me, it's mine. Do you still want it back?" Xie Yi sneer at 1, put the bag into her arms. I felt a little sad at the wrong time. "Then why don't you give my heart to you for so long?" He was speechless for a while, deadlocked for a while, changed the subject, pulled out a lottery ticket from his trouser pocket and handed it to me. "Go and help me win the prize, and won 500 yuan." Hum, 500 yuan! Look, if I don't corrupt your boy, it will be mine in my hand! "Oh, and," Xie Yi added, "by the way, go to the rookie station and get me a courier. I'll put it at your place first and get it at night." I took his lottery ticket, carefully folded it and stuffed it into the phone case."What did you buy? Don't you need me to send it to you? " Sad to sad, lick or lick. He shook his head carelessly. "I'm going out at night and I'll take it when I come back and pass by you." "Where are you going?" "Secret." "Come on, come on ~" With a snort, he turned and walked into the dormitory. Not the kui is my male god, even don't want to ignore my back is so beautiful? 2 Xie Yi Yan Er, two years older than me, is a graduate student admitted to our school from other schools. Thanks to his undergraduate course, he didn't go to a school with me, or I would give up if I was rejected once because I was young for the first two years. What I didn't expect was that this man was so vain and pretentious in front of others, but he caught me and bullied me. Because the postgraduate dormitory is newly built and is far from the living area, I contracted various services to run errands for him. What cooking, lottery redemption, express delivery. We don't know the difference between him taking two more steps to get the courier from the post office and waiting for me to deliver it downstairs. Fortunately, his conscience still has a fingernail, and sometimes the lottery bonus directly rewards me as an errand fee. "Are you kidding? Isn't it 500 yuan? " I was dumbfounded when I looked at the five yuan handed out from the counter by the owner of the lottery station. The boss gave me a white look. "I won five yuan." Compared with the lottery information found in the mobile phone, only one blue ball is the same. Damn it, Xie Yi is a liar! When you bring him breakfast tomorrow, you must steal one of his steamed buns! Back to the dormitory, I sweated a lot, and my elaborate sweet girl makeup was ruined. I haven't been able to earn Xie Yi 500 yuan, and the more I think about it, the more angry I get. The more angry I am, the more I think.Just received the message from him: Did you receive the prize? Transfer it to me. I'll transfer it to you, der Click on the transfer, enter 520 yuan and send it. Attached message: today is also the day when I love the crab boss most. He stopped talking after receiving it. Yes, I didn't look like an abdominal muscle, but I got a big sunburn and finally posted 515 yuan. Only the world of licking dogs and getting hurt has been achieved. In the evening, I waited until the dormitory was about to close, and Xie Yi didn't come to get his courier. Asked when he would come over but told me he wouldn't come today, and asked me to open the box to help him check the goods. Lose a chance to meet the male god, sad. Opening the package, it turned out to be a pink Bluetooth headset. Well, it seems that he has discovered some great hobbies. Associated with Xie Yi's lean muscles, it's true that a macho man should use pink. Don't ask me how I know he's full of muscles. There's nothing about him that I haven't seen. Dream limited edition, of course. The earphone was connected to the computer and listened to children's songs for a while. Gee, this sound quality is just different from my earphone with a ten-dollar wallet. The noise reduction effect is also very good, and it is suitable for earplugs when coding. I secretly took photos and searched for the same money, and the couple's money was on the whole! Two thousand dollars. Okay, it's okay. Forget it. Xie Yi has been soaking in the laboratory for several days, so he doesn't have time to give me a bird. With his approval, I temporarily use the headset. I was a little reluctant when he asked me to go downstairs to change my headphones on Sunday night. "Why is it pink?" Xie Yi looked at the headphones I handed over, with black lines. ? Didn't you buy it yourself? He turned on his mobile phone and looked at the order. "Shit, I chose the wrong color!" "So ... why don't you return it?""It's been seven days for no reason." He curled his lips. "What about the replacement? Not even? " "I don't want to pay the freight." Boy, I'm willing to buy two thousand pieces of headphones, and I'll pay ten yuan for the freight. He slipped it back to me. "You can use it first. It will take me some time to convince myself to accept this color." Hmm? There is such a good thing? You can continue to rub Xie Yi's headphones! I happily put it back in my bag, thinking that it was just this reason to invite him to dinner. Take a walk after dinner. Scattered on the dark path. Then the sauce is brewed. Hey hey. "Hey, if you use my headphones, go and help me cook." Xie Yi put the meal card into my hand first, and I emmm ... "What do you eat?" "As usual, you go, I'll wait for you." He sat down in the corridor and dozed off with his head against the post. I almost forgot that every time he met a project, he was so busy in the laboratory that he looked half-dead at the end. The thought that in a few months, I will become his school sister, and I will also work under this strict mentor, Lao Li, who is known as the devil, makes my heart tremble. From the canteen, I packed shredded pork with Beijing sauce and fresh ground, and Xie Yi still leaned there in the same posture. He seemed to be asleep, and he didn't respond when I walked beside him. The dark sky can't hide the fatigue on his face. I am a little distressed, I want him to squint for a while, and I am worried that this posture is uncomfortable. Pat him on the shoulder. "Boss Crab, wake up. I'm a policeman. You've been arrested for being too handsome. Please reach out and let me catch you." Xie Yi didn't open her eyes, her mouth curved a little, and she lifted her right hand to me.Slender fingers with distinct joints, fingers dancing on the keyboard. Wuhu! Good chance! Touch the hand of the male god! As soon as I touched it, he took his hand away, and I didn't even feel the temperature. Xie Yi drooped his eyelids and looked half asleep. He laughed at me and said, "Dai Jin, are you trying to take advantage of me again?" "Don't dare, this is your old hand." He yawned with his mouth covered, with a rice in one hand and a schoolbag in the other, and got up without looking at me. "Let's go, bye." Of course, I followed up with him, half a step behind Xie Yi, and accompanied him towards the dormitory. For more than a year, I have been used to following him like this. At first, he would be embarrassed and told me not to follow. Now lie flat, whatever I want. To take a shortcut to the postgraduate dormitory, you have to cross a narrow slate path, and only two people can walk side by side. I like walking on this road with Xie Yi best. There are almost no people, and there are tall trees on both sides, blocking the lights of the family building. "Crab boss, you know? In the dark, people are always more frank than usual. " I can't see his face clearly, but I can feel his disgusted eyes. "What is this new trick?" "I just want to tell you that you don't have to be so shy at this time. I am such a good girl, you have to grasp it, or you will cross my village ... "He stopped and turned to see me, and his tone dropped by eight degrees." What will happen? " "I ... I'll wait for you in the next village!" He chuckled, ignored my dog licking quotations as usual, and went on his way."Will people really become more frank in the dark?" Xie Yi asked. Yes, dear, it's suggested that you promise to be my boyfriend right away. Of course I dare not say. "I ..." He just spoke when the path came to an end and set foot on the bright sidewalk. Xie Yi's mouth was still slightly open, and the sudden light made his lips quiver and closed his mouth again. Hmm? What was he going to say? I am so curious! "aye? What? You continue to say! " He ignored me and bowed his head to speed up his steps. Good boy, keep my appetite, and see if I don't steal one of your steamed buns tomorrow morning. Back to the dormitory, pinch the time, Xie Yi after dinner and bath, I began to send him a message. Me: Do you know why dinosaurs became extinct? Xie yi:? Well, I won't say why, and I won't finish. I picked up the crab pillow on the bed and punched it hard. I'll just hang you and make you curious. I didn't know until the next morning that he didn't see what I sent at all and fell asleep directly. "So?" Xie Yi stuffed a small steamed bun into his mouth. "Why did dinosaurs become extinct?" "Because your hands are too short, you can't applaud your beauty." He coughed twice and reached for water. "Slow down and stop choking." I opened the glass and handed it to me. Xie Yi gulped a mouthful of saliva, swallowed it hard and frowned at me. "Dai Jin, don't be so abnormal." After breakfast, I was about to leave when Xie Yi's eyes fell somewhere behind me and his face suddenly changed. "Quick, help me block it, Lao Li is over there." He bent down and hid behind me. I sat up straight and looked in the direction he said.On the road, Professor Li was carrying a computer bag and gnawing at steamed bread while bowing his head. "See it when you see it. Why are you so afraid of him?" Professor Li is a famous work maniac in our computer college. He is rigorous in his studies, and most students respect and fear him. But I'm not afraid, because I get good grades. Moreover, without Professor Li, I might not know Xie Yi. Professor Li gave us an algorithm class in junior year. One day I passed by in front of the computer room. Professor Li stood at the door and called me, "Dai Jin, come in and listen to this." I just walked in. It is he who is holding a sharing seminar with several graduate students, and it is Xie Yi who is speaking. Xie Yi is talking about a model he wrote, which uses the red-black tree algorithm. Professor Li wants me to listen to the actual application scene of red-black tree. Xie Yi, standing behind the podium, wore black-rimmed glasses, a white shirt and a black jacket. She looked serious, but her tone was passionate. Her upper lip touched her lower lip, rosy and soft, opening and closing. When talking about design ideas, there is light in his eyes. After returning to the dormitory, I thought, if I can't be with Xie Yi in my life, the 1204 computer room in that afternoon will be my fenglingdu port. "How about it? Have you left? " Xie Yi's hairy hair tickled my back through clothes and whispered. "Come on, get up quickly, your hair is killing me." He sat up straight and breathed a long sigh of relief. He said, "I made a very low-level mistake yesterday and was lectured by Lao Li for two hours. He also told me to come early today. I was afraid that he would take me away as soon as he saw me." "It doesn't matter,I can help you buy lottery tickets. "Carry your schoolbag and we will walk in the direction of the lottery station together. Every Monday morning, Xie Yi will buy a 10-yuan lottery, rain or shine. This has also become a regular time for us to have breakfast together. "That's no good!" Xie Yi glanced at me. "If you win 10 million, and your boy absconds with the lottery ticket, won't I lose my wife and lose my soldiers?" UH huh? I seem to have heard something terrible. "What did you lose?" I craned my neck and looked at him with a smirk. Xie Yi stopped with a helpless face and poked my forehead with his finger. "I lost the lottery lady, and I lost you, a soldier." Good for you, it can all be round. "I don't know how you can say such a cold thing with a 37-degree mouth ..." He bowed his head and sipped his mouth and smiled, not talking again. The day after graduation design defense, graduation photo was filmed. My classmates and I wore bachelor uniforms and took a series of funny photos. When sitting on the grass to have a rest, I saw Xie Yi walking into the playground. "Crab boss," I ran to him. "How did you get here?" He stretched his arm twice. "I'll run." Running? Doesn't he usually go to the gym to work out? "It's not easy to run today. The playground is full of people who shoot graduation photo." Football fields, runways and basketball courts are full of people wearing bachelor's uniforms. Xie Yi looked around and nodded. "There are a lot of people, so I'm leaving." You're leaving? Looking at his step-by-step back, I gritted my teeth and caught up with him. "Well, you're here. Can you take a photo with me?"Qualified dog licking is to seize every opportunity to interact! Xie Yi's face turned pale and looked at the time. "I have to go to the lab to change the code later ..." "One! Just one! " I looked at him with injustice and tried to muddle through. "Then hurry up." I took off my bachelor's hat and handed it to Xie Yi. "You wear my hat." He hesitated, but put it on. "Two people get closer." The photographer gave a cry. I moved a small step to squeeze Xie Yi's arm. Damn it! Why are undergraduate uniforms long-sleeved! Otherwise, I can stick to him! "Okay, one, two, three-"Kaka. Kaka. "All right." Xie Yi immediately took off his hat and buckled it on my head. Before I knew it, he left "I'm leaving" and turned and ran away. It's almost escape. Don't be so obvious ... When I turned around, I found that Professor Li was coming towards me with a straight face. "Dai Jin, I seem to have seen Xie Yi just now. Is he bothering you again?" Hmm? Harassment "Er ... no ..." How could Xie Yi harass me? I was the only one who harassed him. The professor mumbled, "Let him optimize the program and sneak out again. If only he could be as active as chasing girls ..." I was silly. Is Xie Yi chasing me from the perspective of Lao Li? Oh, my God, you are such a big injustice. You are not only annoyed by me every day, but also misunderstood by your tutor as a love brain. After graduation, I went back to my hometown and traveled around with my junior high school. During this period, I heard that Xie Yi found an internship in a big factory, and his work content matched his research direction.Lao Li agreed. The last stop of our tour is Beijing, because I have no dormitory to live in, so I can only take my junior high school students to stay in the dormitory for the summer vacation. It's nice. It's next to Xie Yi's dormitory. I don't know which room he is. Can you see him shirtless in the dormitory through the window? Enrich my dream. I haven't seen him for over a month. I wonder if he is tired at work. Have you become handsome? Any female colleagues have a crush on him. I picked a Friday night, and I was talking on the phone as I walked to his dormitory at 9 o'clock. "What's the matter?" On the other side of the phone, in addition to Xie Yi's speech, there was the sound of his typing. Maybe because we have been apart for too long, I actually think his voice is rare and gentle. "Are you in the dormitory? I'm downstairs, you come down. " He knocked on the keyboard faster and faster and asked, "What's the reason today?" My brain seems to be down, and I can't think of any excuses at my fingertips. "I don't want to make up reasons today, I just want to see you." The keyboard voice stopped, and after a few seconds, accompanied by his laughter, "I'm still in the company." "Don't get off work so late ... how long will it take you? I am waiting for you. " He stopped typing again. "Don't wait, I don't live in the dormitory now." "ah? Did you live outside? " "Well, I rented an apartment that is convenient for the company." Hum, you didn't even tell me. Before I asked questions, Xie Yi explained himself first: "I didn't tell you because it was quite far from school, and you had to come again when you knew." "Then I don't know now ..." He sighed. "I'll send you the address later. Come if you want."I heard him talking to someone next to him again: "I submitted my code, so please help me pack it for testing, and I went back a little in advance." His colleague's voice was far away, but I still heard it clearly. "I understand everything. When my girlfriend's phone rings, I punch out on the spot." Xie Yi just smiled and didn't deny it. Boy, I was there boy. This lovely colleague, please speak more if you can. "Haven't you hung up yet?" Xie Yi found that the phone was still connected. "Hello? Are you listening? " I tried my best to cover my mouth so that he wouldn't find my snickering voice.