The elders who are urging marriage are afraid, and this young man is too good at it!

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　　The ancients often said: "Men should marry when they are older, and women should marry when they are older."

　　In the eyes of the elderly, marriage is the most important event in life. They not only value marriage themselves, but also hope that the next generation will finish the task of getting married and having children earlier.

　　But nowadays, young people seem to have a very Buddhist attitude towards marriage and having children. Seeing the younger generation crossing the threshold of 20 years old and heading for 30 years old, there is still no movement, and the elders can be anxious.

　　Therefore, urging marriage has become their daily life.

　　But now the elders seem to be more and more unable to push, because this year's young people are so capable.

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　　1. Seven aunts and eight aunts gathered together, and the marriage-urging mode officially began, but this war without smoke ended at the beginning.

　　A relative spoke first: "You are almost 30, why don't you get married?"

　　The netizen replied: "Because there is no money, why don't you lend me some?"

　　This conversation is over.

　　2. Parents often say, "If you don't get married, you won't have children, and you won't even have a support when you get old."

　　Netizen: "I have been a child, so I know that children are useless."

　　3. Relatives said, "If you don't get married, you will have to walk alone when you die in the future."

　　Netizen: "People come naked, and then go naked. Is this thing still popular in married with children? "

　　4. Dad: "If you don't have children, no one will burn paper for you after you die. Even if you get there, you will live in poverty!"

　　Netizen: "This is not easy? I burn some for myself every Qingming, and after a few decades, there will be a rich deposit. "

　　5. Relatives: "If you don't get married, no one will find out if you die in the future."

　　Netizen: "Hey, can it be resurrected after being discovered?"

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　　6. Dad: "What's wrong with blind date? Your mother and I met on blind date. Isn't it good now?"

　　Netizen: "Look, isn't it retribution now? I gave birth to such a thing!" "

　　Dad: "..."

　　7. Mom: "My peers are taking care of the children, and I want to take them."

　　Netizen: "This is not simple? Why don't you just find a job for the new moon? Children bring them every day, and they get paid. "

　　Mom: "I want to be a grandmother!" "

　　Netizen: "Children at your age have to call you grandma!"

　　8. Mom: "If you don't get married, no one will accompany you during the Chinese New Year holiday. It's different when you get married. Every New Year, the whole family can get together for a reunion dinner. "

　　Netizen: "Who made that table of reunion dinner?"

　　Mom: ...

　　9. Older colleague: "Why don't you get married at such a big age?"

　　Netizen: "Because of you?"

　　Older colleague: "What do I care if you don't get married?"

　　Netizen: "Yes, what do you care if I don't get married?"

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　　10. Dad: "You are young now, and you are comfortable without getting married. You will regret it when you are old."

　　Netizen: "I have enjoyed myself freely for decades, and finally I deserve to be alone for two years."

　　11. Mom: "When you get married and have children, my task will be completed."

　　Netizen: "Who gave you the task?"

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