Story Collection ｜ Welcome to visit here by mobile phone.

　　The small courtyard where Lao Hu lives is in the suburbs and is facing demolition.

　　This morning, khufu opened the door and smelled a pungent smell of urine. Khufu turned three times around the yard, and finally at the outer corner, he saw a piece of wet, and there were paper towels on the ground. Suddenly, khufu is not dozen 1 come. Who is this turtle grandson, who ran to my old Hu family to run wild? Khufu went home angrily, took a chalk head and wrote on the wall, "Pee here, childless!" " After writing, I was still not convinced, and I vomited three times at the urine nest on the ground.

　　As khufu Yu Nu did not disappear, he heard a slight "buzzing" sound at his feet. He looked down, wow, a mobile phone is spinning on the ground. Khufu picked it up and saw it, not from ecstasy. He knows the apple with a bite on the back of the mobile phone, and he knows that this mobile phone is very valuable, at least four or five thousand yuan. His son, who went to college, once asked him for this kind of mobile phone, and he scolded him for being a "black sheep". As a result, his son didn't go home for half a year.

　　At home, khufu will mobile phone cleaner clean, turn off the machine, carefully wrapped in a handkerchief. Then he called his son happily: "Son, come back quickly. Dad got you a mobile phone with an apple printed on it." Hearing this, the son immediately replied, "Really? Then I will go home at the weekend. " Khufu hung up the phone, cursing in his heart: "This heartless son of a bitch only recognizes his mobile phone and doesn't recognize his father."

　　Khufu walked around the street refreshed. The neighbor pointed to the chalk he wrote on the wall and said, "Lao Hu, you really have guts. You are cursing big officials!" " Khufu said inexplicably, "I'm cursing people who urinate at the root of my wall. Where can you get a big official?"

　　The neighbor said, "Don't you know? Recently, no one dared to go to the big hotels in the city, and they all moved underground. Not far from here, there is a newly rebuilt canteen, which looks not so good. There is not even a toilet in it, and the good things to eat have gone to the sea. It's convenient for those officials who have finished drinking and have urgent urination. " "Oh ..." Khufu suddenly realized. No wonder this phenomenon didn't happen before.

　　At this time, there was a man wandering around and looking here from time to time. When the crowd dispersed, the man came over, took out a pack of Chinese cigarettes and handed it to khufu. He asked, "Brother, have you found a mobile phone?" Khufu looked at the man from top to bottom, presumably the secretary of the official, and said coldly, "I didn't find it." Who would leave a mobile phone in a place like this? "

　　The secretary paused for a moment, and finally left a mobile phone number patiently. He said politely, "Brother, if you hear who picked up the mobile phone, you must let me know. Thank you very much. Send a new mobile phone of the same style or send a reward of 5 thousand. " Khufu's heart churned, and finally he slowed down and said, "Then I'll inquire for you."

　　After the man left, khufu began to think, wouldn't it be better to give his son a new mobile phone? Or, it's a good deal to ask for 5 thousand yuan. However, why doesn't that person buy a new mobile phone himself? Why this old one? Is there any secret in the mobile phone? Thought of here, khufu heart churned again at once.

　　Just as khufu was thinking, his big brother called him and said that he had found someone for khufu and asked him to prepare a gift and wait together to "communicate" with Director Wang of the demolition office. Khufu just wants to get more points when demolition, but suffers from people he doesn't know. After hearing what his big uncle said, he excitedly went to the bank to get money and sealed a big red envelope.

　　When he got there, Khufu discovered that Big Brother and Director Wang were not familiar with each other. Director Wang was having a toothache and looked unhappy. He just said, "I see, you can go." Big jiu elder brother a wink, khufu busy handed the red envelope. Who knows, Director Wang turned back and said, "It's not fun now!" Khufu's eyes were black and he thought it was over.

　　At this time, director Wang received a phone call, and after listening to a few words, he scolded unhappily: "Why, haven't you found it yet?" What do you do? " Put the phone down, Wang, director of the restless, motioned khufu they leave quickly.

　　Khufu despondently returned home, and before he entered the door, the secretary-like man came again. He asked respectfully, "Brother, did you find out? Has anyone found a mobile phone? "

　　Khufu's mind was in a whirl again. He seemed to have discovered a secret, so he let the man in and asked slowly, "I did pick up a mobile phone, but you have to tell me how it fell." How can I spill my cell phone just by urinating? "

　　The secretary-looking man knew that the mobile phone was in khufu's hand, but he really didn't want it back if he didn't tell the truth, so he sighed and started talking.

　　It turned out that in the "canteen" that night, Director Wang of the demolition office invited the leaders above to have a meal. On the way, the leaders were in a hurry, so Director Wang accompanied the leaders to pee here. After urinating, Director Wang took a paper towel to wipe his hands for the leader. Just as he took the paper towel, the mobile phone was taken out and fell to the ground. But no one found it at that time.

　　After listening to it, khufu asked, "Who do you think this mobile phone belongs to?"

　　The man said, "It belongs to Director Wang of our demolition office, and I am his secretary."

　　Khufu gave a long "Oh" and asked, "Is your director having a toothache these days?

　　The secretary was frightened and asked, "Brother, do you know Director Wang? Director Wang is anxious about losing his mobile phone. I can't go to work for a day if I can't find my mobile phone. Help me. "

　　Khufu is eager to know the secret of the mobile phone now. He played a trick and asked, "How do you expect me to believe that this mobile phone belongs to your director Wang?"

　　The secretary said at once, "I said a few names and numbers. Please look for them in the address book. If there are any, they are our director's. If you don't believe me, just call and try. "

　　Khufu took out his mobile phone and shook it at the secretary, then opened it. The secretary said several people's numbers, and sure enough, they were all in the address book. Khufu saw a "gas station" in the address book, so he turned on the hands-free and dialed it. Before Khufu could speak, he just heard a barrage of words over there: "Oh, dear, you worried me to death, why didn't you turn it on for several days?" I'll never talk about fame again. You can't ignore me! "

　　Khufu hung up the phone in a hurry and said to the secretary, "Sorry, I know your director Wang. I'd better deliver it myself. "

　　The secretary was so anxious that her face turned red and white that she pleaded, "Brother, you must never let Director Wang know about your phone call. If you have any conditions, just ask. "

　　"I have no conditions. It was that day that I went to see your director Wang and told him about the demolition of my yard. Director Wang had a toothache and didn't answer. I thought, if I go with my mobile phone, Director Wang will not have a toothache. Maybe I can ask him to take care of it. "

　　The secretary said, "It's a piece of cake. Why bother Director Wang? I just say hello. " Then, he dialed a phone call and said, "Xiaodong, take care of the old Hu family on Hebei Road when Xiaohuzhuang is measuring. This is the relative of Director Wang ... Yes, yes, try to take care of it." After the phone call, the secretary breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Brother, it's as simple as that, but it's a secret, and it's rotten in your stomach."

　　A few days later, the survey team came. Don't remind khufu, khufu home area is more than 30 square meters.

　　Although in a few days, this wall full of urine smell will not exist. But khufu still excitedly painted a line of big characters "Welcome leaders to visit here" on the wall with red paint.

　　However, there was no leader in the future, because the restaurant was reported, Director Wang was implicated, and the matter of khufu's large area was also ruined.

　　Author: Feng Caixia